MEMBERS ONLY: FIRST RULE OF TUB CLUB
Welcome to the Tub Club — where your rubber duck is your ride-or-die and your bar of soap is your weapon of choice. This isn’t your grandma’s bubble bath. It’s a no-holds-barred, clawfoot brawl for the chosen few who know that squeaky clean comes with bruised knuckles.
Slip into this heavyweight tee and let the world know you’re part of the messiest fight club no one talks about — because the second rule of Tub Club? We never rinse alone.
Front and center: two battle-hardened rubber ducks duking it out in a clawfoot tub, soap suds flying like sweat in a basement ring. Backed up by bold, distressed lettering: “First Rule of Tub Club: Bring a Bar of Soap.”
Soft enough for a post-fight nap, durable enough to survive round two.
Wear it. Earn it. And remember — you didn’t hear it from us.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: GPPlayhouse
- Email: gpplayhouse-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
MEMBERS ONLY: FIRST RULE OF TUB CLUB Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|