Duck Butter Desk Coaster
Forged in the Fires of Defeat. Churned by Shame. Spread with Pride.
Behold: the world’s only butter made from the tragic sweat and tears of Brawler Ducks who lost it all in the Tub Club arena. Each tub is a salty, melty tribute to the underbilled — those feathered warriors who fought valiantly, got dropkicked into the drain, and still waddled away with dignity (barely).
🧈 Rich, Creamy, Emotionally Charged
Packed with flavor and regret, Duck Butter spreads smoother than a well-aimed right hook and melts faster than a duck’s dreams mid-knockout. Perfect for toast, revenge recipes, or buttering up your enemies.
🥊 Hand-rendered by emotionally unstable ducks
Contains subtle notes of crushed ego, gym towel musk, and a haunting quack that whispers “I could’ve had it all…”
NET WT: 16 oz (1 lb of raw, poultry-powered pathos)
Warning: May cause spontaneous flashbacks to tubside battles and soap-slicked regrets.
Duck Butter.
Because not all butter was churned… some of it gave up.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: GPPlayhouse
- Email: gpplayhouse-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.